spring cleaning

sweep your membranes!

haha, gross.

anyway, so that's done; it wasn't something I'd like to have done a lot, but wasn't any worse than the other pokes and prods we women get to endure in that general area. The Dr. seemed pretty confident that it would get things going, but I couldn't get him to put it in writing. He said that things look and feel good, baby's heart sounds good, he could actually feel the baby's head when he was doing the internal, which was cool but also sort of strange. He was a nice guy, this 'another one who's not my doctor' doctor, he assured me that the baby would be born eventually, and most likely soon-ish, because really, he has to come out sometime! No woman has ever been pregnant forever, and if I were to become the first one, at least I'd get famous and be in the Guiness book and whatnot. ha. He also said my membranes were bulging, which sounds pretty gross, but he said it like it's a good thing.

I got the funniest series of messages from my friend Jenn when I came home from my appointment, I have the playboy bunny as my display picture on messenger, and she was like, "So, I have an interview and OH MY GOD WHY IS THE EASTER BUNNY ON YOUR BELLYBUTTON??" I hadn't thought of that, so now I've decided the baby is definitely coming this weekend. the wait continues!