I swear, I have pants that don't fit. Already. I would not be so alarmed if I had gained some weight, but I have not. Unless I suck my stomach in (like, not breathing at all) I have a lovely little paunch. If I just hold it in normally, good posture and all that, it sticks out. Wtf? Not that I was like, svelte before, but this is outlandish. I have to go to a wedding this weekend, and am definitely not going to be able to wear the very nice fitted dress that I had planned to wear. I wore it to the wedding of 2 friends last year, and it would have been great, same time of year and everything. NO GO. I don't even think the Spanx will help, and they're pretty powerful. I'll have to see. I must have some nice low-rise pants that will do the trick.
Staying at work late tonight, meet the teacher at 5:30. No sense going home in between, because (and Grant and I agree on this) there's no way I can count on him to be home on time for me to leave and be back here on time. SO, I'll stay. Chat, update blogs, you know. Eat snacks. I'm doing a lot of that lately. I had to stop and get myself a cheeseburger on the way home last night. And the "had to" is not even an exaggeration. I was so hungry I was going to vomit. Which, admittedly is a more familiar feeling as of late than usual, but still. Gross. I had cake last week, good, homemade cake, and I took a bite, and I couldn't eat it. Take a moment to let that sink in.
wtf? I have never, ever, not eaten a piece of cake.
I need to go eat some more cheesey ritzes.
1 comment:
Oh let us kneel and bow down to the awesome power that is the Spanx... AHHHOOUUUMMMMM!!!!!
I found my Spanx pants the other day which I had put away for the summer and I actually looked semi-NOT-pregnant (and only 3 months... I sympathize, only I don't look preggers, just fat)!!
CHEESIES!!! That'd hit the spot right now....
(So glad your back! oxox T (Jenn's sis)
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